May 2013
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A typical day on "Oprah"
Oprah: I am happy to say that everyone in the studio audience gets a brand new blowjob!
Audience: OH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDDD!
Oprah: YOU get a blowjob! YOU get a blowjob! YOU get a blowjob!
Me: *raises hand*
Soundtrack of the Universe: *record scratch*
Audience: *stares at you*
Oprah: *confused look* Uuhhh yes, you in the back.
Me: Yeah...um can I just have a car or maybe even a village in Africa, instead?
Oprah: *grows red horns* Wh-what did you just say?!
Me: :O OH NOTHING! *nervous laugh* Can I get some skin numbing cream?
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meladoodle:
long text posts are kinda a hit and miss game cause half of the people won’t read it unless it has tons of notes
Watchimawanchor:
i have watched this like six times and i still have never watched anything as heartbreakingly hilarious as this in my life
Only Posers Die.
caraphernelia-0:
THAT SHIT MADE ME FUCKING CRY FOR MONTHS . I’M STILL NOT OVER IT , JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME CRY LIKE A LIL BITCH , LIKE RIGHT NOW I’M STARTING TO CRY DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE . OMFG I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
Awwwww I feel bad now :/
PLOT TWIST:
ciinnamonn:
Judith kills the Governor
virginitybandit:
why suck at life when you can suck my dick
darkbluec0nstellations:
I don’t trust people that don’t like Wasting Time (Eternal Summer) by Four Year Strong.
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